Girlfriend song Lyrics - Dino James
dino james girlfriend lyrics
Namaskar!
Yeh ek social service announcement hai jo janhit mein jari hai
Sarkar apko kuch baatein batana zaroori samajhte hai
Aur mujhe lagta hai ki yeh meri zimmedaari hai
Dekho basically, Yeh aajkal ke girlfriend namak tabahi ki kahani hai
Ishq mein kaise pyar se laude lagte hai, bas itni si baat apko batani hai
Ho sakta hai aapko meri baatein achi na lage, I am just trying my luck
Waise bhi you can’t keep everyone happy, so I don’t give a fuck
Launde pyar mein kya kya chutiyape nahi karte, tum iske barein mein sochoge
Aur inme se tumne kitne kiye hai yeh soch ke khud ko kosoge
Kehte hai Ishq aag ka dariya hai, lekin lawdu tujhe tairna kaha aata hai
Jaha haat nahi jata hai waha gaandu tu kaiko khujaata hai
Aajkal ke relations kitne jhantu aur do kaudi ke hai
Humare andar ke saare ghaaw us maa ki lawdi ke hai
Udta hua teer humko apni gaand mein lene ka bahut shaukh hai
Kyunki pehle din se humko pata rehta hai ki baba picture apni flop hai
Tumhare jaise chutiye ashiq hi ghuma chuki hai hazaar
Yeh saari matlab ke machine hai inko kisi se nahi ho sakta pyaar
Kitne bhi maralo inko hamesha kam pad jaata hai
Har do minute mein inko toh apna ex-boyfriend yaad aata hai
Lekin halat yeh hai ki jaanke bhi hum kuch kar nahi paate
Saamne likha rehta hai ki gand fatne waali hai par kyun usko hum padh nahi paate
Pata nahi yeh chota sa funda inko kyun nahi samajh mein aata hai
Ke inka jo so called best friend hai inke saath mein bas sona chahta hai
Londo se itni der tak gale lagti hai, ke na jaane kabke yeh bichde ho
Aur gand jali mein hum sochte hai ke hum hi shayad pichde hai
Inki sakhi saheliyan hume broad minded hone ke rai deti hai
Khud ke resto ke lawde lage hai, humare bhi laga deti hai
Humari insecurity ka bahut bada haat inke kapdo ko bhi jaata hai
Isiliye cleavage aur ass crack, sab ekdum saaf nazar aata hai
Low waist pehna bhe in bechariyo ke bahut badi majboori hai
Kyuki inki gand ka titli ka tattoo logo ko dikhna bhi toh zaroori hai
Pyar ko samajhne ke inki aukaad nahi hai
Hum maa baap se milade aisi inme koi baat nahi hai
Ishq mai hum inko zabran laila bana dete hai
Asliyat mai laila ke jhaant nahi hai
Main chalta tha jis raaste
Tujhe pane ke vaaste
Meri jaana maine kya kuch nahi saha
Jaanke anjaana tha
Humesha main begaana tha
Tujhe khone ke darr se kuch na kaha
Humara number humesha WhatsApp Facebook ke baad hi aata hai
Yeh hagne baad mai jati hai, pehle inka update aa jata hai
Saara din aur sari raat yeh phone ke gand mein ghusi rahti hai
Aur kuch bolo toh inka bhosada udash ho jaata hai
Tumhare absence mein pata nahi ye laundiya kya kya karti hai
Inka koi man dharm, koi moral values thodi hai jinse yeh darti hai
Koi badi baat nahi hai jo bhai bolkar inko ek saal se gift de raha hai
Tumhare jaane ke baad mein bhosdiwaala wahi inki le raha hai
Ek din guitar uthake bolti hai “Sees it’s been gifted by my ex”
Ek baar toh munh se uska naam bhi nikal gaya, when we were having sex
Gand phati mein do second mein mera kele se kishmish ho gaya
Main chhotu ko dhundta raha, woh bechaara jhadiyoo mein kahin kho gaya
Baap ke paas mein scooter nahi, lekin ladka BMW waala hoona
Kadkoo ke he saath mein hoota hai inka saara randi rona
Paise waale launde ke saath mein ekdum gandphati mai ye rahti hai
Phir unki maa behan kya, unke jute chappal bhi ye sehti hai
Bachpan mein jo papa ne samjhayi ab samajh mein aayi woh baat
Ki “padhai nahi karega toh achi ladke kaise milegi?”
Hmm matlab Padhai = naukari = paisa, ohh fuck!
Matlab papa ko bhi pata tha ki ye saaliya paiso se hi aati hai haat
Now the question is ki paisa hoke bhi hum inke jaal mai kyun phas jaate hai?
Kutte bankar kyu inke saamne pyar ke liye haat phailaate hai
Kyuki hum chutiye hai, and we always need an emotional support
Aur usi baat ka toh fayda uthati hai yeh motherfucking whores
Bahut saariya toh had lost count how many people they’ve slept with
They say it so proudly, ke na jaane maa baap ke kitne seva ki hai
15-20min tak toh yeh humko pehchanti tak nahi hai
Uske baad inko yaad aata hai
( Oh fuck!, isne bhi toh meri lee hai.)
Lekin itne saare logon ko yaad rakhna humanly possible bhi toh nahi hai
Badi baat hai ke inko yaad hai ke hum inke saath hai
Aur ho sakta hai kyunki inke yeh temporary haalat hai
Nahi toh kitne saare logo ko toh yeh kapde pehante hi bhool gayi hai
Awww kitna cute face banake yeh meri lyrics sun rahi hai
Jaise inko idea hi nahi hai ke mai yeh sab kiske bare mein bol raha hu
Actually yeh hans isi liye rahi hai, kyuki inki gand phati hui hai
Kyunki ek-ek karke main inke saare raaz khol raha hoon(haha)
Main chalta tha jis raaste
Tujhe pane ke vaaste
Meri jaana maine kya kuch nahi saha
Jaanke anjaana tha
Humesha main begaana tha
Tujhe khone ke darr se kuch na kaha
Dusre dudes ke example leke humesha yeh humari gand jalati hai
“You know my friend sunny? Oh my God! ekdum Sanjay Dutt dikhta hai.”
Agar humko inki choot jaisi shakal se pyar na hua hota na
Toh hum batate ke yeh sunke humko kaisa lagta hai?
Ek maheene mai aapka sense of humour inke saamne fade ho jaata hai
Then they talk business, “ghar pe kya bolu, tu kitna kamata hai?”
Phir dheere dheere inke behaviour mein changes aane lagte hai
Aur ekdum se inke life mai koi NRI aa jaata hai( Yo mah wassup?)
Lekin kabhi munh kholke yeh nahi bolegi ke aapko chodne waali hai
They play mind games, and let you do this dirty job
“You deserve someone better, main bahut buri hu, khush rehna tu.”
End mein lagta hai, aap hi ne ki hai bechari pe na jaane kitne paap
Apne convenience ke hisab se yeh pat se badal jaati hai
Agar bahut umad umad ke pyar aa raha hai toh jaroor aapse kuch chahti hai
You’re only there till she finds someone better then you
Uske baad “who are you, are Benchod and kaun hai re tu?”
Humko lagta hai sirf hamare saath hua hai lekin bhai sabki yahi story hai
Nigal bhi nahi sakte, ugal bhi nahi sakte, ajeeb si yeh majboori hai
Isiliye aaplog meri lyrics se itna zyada kar rahe ho relate
Maine bhi frustrate hoke hi kar raha hu yaar yeh story narrate
Humari gand maarte-maarte bhale yeh kabhi nahi thakti hai
Lekin lent upwaas aur roze ekdum yaad se yeh rakhti hai
Now even God knows that you guys are so fucking fake
Hanste honge woh upar tumhari jhoote bhakti dekh
Bhagwan kare jo maine saha uska at least aadha tu bhi bhoge
Aur tu bhi jaane kaisa lagta hai apna sab kuch khoke
Teri aakhon ke saamne tera boyfriend kisi aur ko kiss kare
Aur sari raat tu ro rokar bas mujhko miss kare
If my love was true toh tu dekhna tere saath yeh sabkuch hoga
Uparwala mujhe bhi toh dega tujhpe hansne ka ek mauka
Don’t even think of coming back, because now “I hate you from my heart”
Ab swap hone waale hai hum dono ke haalat
Tujhe yah sab kehke bhenchod mujhe bura kyu lag raha hai?
Kyun mujhe har jagah tera yeh manhoos chehra dikh raha hai?
Mujhe barbaad karke bhi kyun tu mere dimag se nahi jaati hai?
Kyun subah sham bas mujhe teri yaad aati hai?
Kyun?
Rateein meri baatein teri sari mulakate teri
Jaane kaise tujhko main bataun
Kaise bhulaun tujhe
Dil se mitaun tujhe
Kaise dil ke aag bhujaun
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